Bakit kasi IKAW pa rin?!

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Best breakup line ever!

subin-lnc:

dannyphame:

Girl: “Wanna see a magic trick?”
Boy: “Sure.”
Girl: “POOF, you’re single!”

 Boy: “Wanna hear a joke?”

Girl: “Sure.”

Boy: “Our relationship.”

I’m gonna use this one day.. If I ever get a boyfriend, that is.

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fuckyeahjp:

BOY: Hi, Miss! Globe ka ba?

GIRL: Hihi! Bakit? :”>

BOY: Pa-text naman.

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Wag nating saktan ang ating mga KAAWAY

Tandaan: Tao din sila, Hindi lang halata.

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Use in a sentence:

crossingtheboundary:

feelingmoganun:

Continue:

“Kahapon ang dami-dami nyo bakit ngayon ang continue?”

Dedicate:

“Kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure, dedicate yan!”

Guava:

“I just had a haircut, masa-guava?”

Punctuation:

“Daddy, pasukan na next week! Kailangan ko na ng punctuation.”

Violet:

“Naholdap yung cellphone ko. ‘di bale, I’ll violet.”

lol violet :))

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Ketsup ka ba?

lightningdawg:

Kasi hinahanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko eh. 

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Kung hindi mo na kayang magpaliwanag,

feelingmoganun:

Bakit hindi mo subukang MAGPADILIM?

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sabi ng kaibigan ko, sibuyas lang raw ang tanging gulay na nakakapagpaiyak ng tao. binato ko nga siya ng kalabasa. iyak siya e

wishartsolove:

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